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+Mamá, ¿de dónde sale la porcelana?
-De las porceovejas.
+Gracias, mamá.

#~PAI

La actitud es la pasión de hacer realidad tus sueños.

#~PAI

Todo sale bien cuando todo te da igual.

#~PAI

Cada vez que abres un libro y te dispones a leerlo, un árbol sonríe al ver que sí hay vida después de la muerte.

#~PAI

Mil máquinas jamás podrán hacer una flor.

CrazyLenguage

There is no EGG in EGGPLANT not HAM in HAMBURGUER; neither APPLE not PINE in PINEAPPLE. ENGLISH MUFFINS weren't invented in ENGLAND. QUICKSAND can work SLOWLY, BOXING RINGS are SQUARE, and a GUINEAPIG is neither from GUINEA nor is it a PIG. And why is it that WRITERS WRITE but FINGERS DON'T FING, GROCERS don't GROCE and HAMMERS don't HAM? If TEACHERS TAUGHT, why didn't PREACHERS PRAUGHT? If a VEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES, what does a HUMANITARIAN eat? In what other language do people RECITE at a PLAY and PLAY at a RECITAL? We SHIP BY TRUCK but SEND CARGO BY SHIP. We have NOSES that RUN and FEET that SMELL. We PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE in a PARKWAY. And how can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANGE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your HOUSE can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN, in which you FILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT, and in which an ALARM goes OFF by going ON. And, in closing, if Father is POP, how come Mother's not MOP?

#~PAI

¿Cuál es la única letra que se puede comer? La ge-latina JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

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+Que te apuestas a que hago una tortilla haciendo el pino.
-No hay huevos.
+Ah, pues entonces nada.